A Very Hasselhoff Update

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

That was my ice breaker. Now we’ll just skip over the fact it’s been five months since my last post. Sound good to you?

I dropped another 5 episodes of Aardvark Avarice these past couple months and let me say, much like Howard the Duck, they are Nerd Humor Gold.

Just five?

Leave me alone, would you. I work a full-time job, have three kids, coach three teams, and own a home with way too much yard to mow. My podcast is not my biggest worry. It’s making sure my wife never fully realizes what she got into when she said, “I do.” That’s why much of my life is spent in my head where she can’t see it. If she actually starts listening to my podcast I could be in serious trouble.

Like John Wayne Bobbitt trouble. If you don’t remember that guy, look him up. It’s still cringy hilarious.

Don’t fret, I’m not on a podcast hiatus yet. I will drop a two-part fiction episode in about a week, with several more episodes all set to record.

Also on the horizon is a separate fiction only podcast tentatively called Aardvark Avarice Presents. Several recordings are done just waiting for the cutting room. A fiction podcast? Seriously? That’s right. There are just not enough of those in the world.

I also want to give a shout out to whoever is listening to my podcast in Germany. Du bist großartig! If you start seeing more David Hasselhoff content, you’ll know why.