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  • Episode 01 Transcript

    Episode 01 Transcript

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    The following is the transcript for the first episode of the podcast Aardvark Avarice. Click the Spotify link above to listen or find it on your favorite podcast app. Aardvark Avarice 01: Dentist is a Four-Letter Word Welcome to Aardvark Avarice I am your host Balki Bartokomous This podcast is brought to you by Master…

  • A Very Hasselhoff Update

    A Very Hasselhoff Update

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    Waffles are just pancakes with abs. That was my ice breaker. Now we’ll just skip over the fact it’s been five months since my last post. Sound good to you? I dropped another 5 episodes of Aardvark Avarice these past couple months and let me say, much like Howard the Duck, they are Nerd Humor…

  • Drew Barrymore’s 31st Ex

    Drew Barrymore’s 31st Ex

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    So, it’s been over three months since my last post. If I were any kind of celebrity rumors would have hit social networks that I was in rehab, becoming Drew Barrymore’s 31st ex, or dead. One, I don’t have time to form an addiction. Two, I’m holding out for 35th ex. And three, maybe I…

  • Not Better than Dane Cook

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    I warned you, I’m not one for updates. I’d rather sit through a presidential debate between primary hopefuls who have fewer supporters than Dane Cook’s Myspace page. Over the next couple of weeks, I will be releasing some shorts on the podcast as I continue to record full episodes. One of those releases will be…