Not Better than Dane Cook

I warned you, I’m not one for updates. I’d rather sit through a presidential debate between primary hopefuls who have fewer supporters than Dane Cook’s Myspace page.

Over the next couple of weeks, I will be releasing some shorts on the podcast as I continue to record full episodes. One of those releases will be an introduction to our self-help segment, Ask Gorgon, hosted by Gorgon the Destroyer. Releases on our Youtube channel will come out some time after the podcast as I work on the animation. Keep in mind our staff is small (me) and our budget is even smaller (-$45.63). Don’t worry, I haven’t quit my day job, because who would want to quit an exciting career of medical billing. I’ve just added a diffuser to my office. That’s long-term baby. Incidentally listening to Rage Against the Machine’s, Killing in the Name, is not a good song to listen to when trying to find the bright side of middling management.

It’s Alive!

Aardvark Avarice is now on every podcast site I could find including some sites that may steal your identity, but hey, isn’t it worth it. The one exception is Google Podcasts. Wouldn’t you know a company that prides itself on simplicity has the most complicated podcast process? I’m working on it.

Right now, I have posted episodes 1 through 3 along with a couple Tidbits. I will endeavor to update weekly. Maybe not with actual episodes, but there will be something on there – even if it’s just me singing the National Anthem as Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Our YouTube channel has episodes 1 through 5 along with some extras. It is currently on hiatus as I develop more content and update the animation. Remember, subscribe. That’s actually just something I feel like I have to say. I really don’t care if you subscribe or not. I see the hit count, I’m good enough with that, but if you want to subscribe, be my guest, just keep in mind I’m not going to reward you in any way. I reserve rewards for my worshipers who listen on blind faith. To those who are truly faithful, you will be rewarded in the afterlife with unending ice-cream sundaes with your choice of flavors and toppings, along with Nick at Nite twenty-four seven.

I’m a Shetland Pony

I’m not much of a blogger. Don’t get me wrong, I love the written word. All of Aardvark Avarice podcast episodes are scripted, and I have several fictional series coming to an earbud near you. When it comes to the dissemination of what I write, however, it appears audio is my soapbox of choice. If I were to lie to myself and to you, I would say it gives me a better chance to distill the essence of my writing, but that’s a load of steaming horse dung dropped by a really pretentious horse. I’m more Shetland pony pretentious. You see, I really like to listen to myself talk. It’s fun. Telling jokes is fun. Doing silly voices is fun. Singing off key is fun. And guess what. I really like fun. That whole Shetland pony metaphor – if this were recorded, I totally would have thrown in a silly neigh followed by horse-like fart noises. Doesn’t that sound more fun?

Anyway, I realize that my website is in a blog format, so I will try my darndest to post something once in a while. Be warned, I have started many blogs in my past and only one of them went beyond two months – the content of which I am seriously considering turning into a podcast.